Mister Spiff III

The instructions are
easy enough.

Use the Numeric Keypad
to move and ENTER to
throw 3 1/2' disks.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
a joystick is even
EASIER!  During game
play, press F8 to
enable the joystick
(an' F9 calibrates
it).  Use the stick
to move and press
B1 to fire two
sicks.  B2 or UP
on the stick jumps
up.  There are a
couple SECRET
keys, including the
SPATULA KEY!!!!!!!
Can you find it?
Watch out for:
PACKWOOD
-A former programmer
 who made Pacman
 ripoffs, turned into
 a Pacman clone, and
 went insane!
PISTOLWHIP
 -A flying green thing.
ORBERT
 -Ever play Questor?
EYEFUL
 -A green eye thing.
METALHEAD
-A Warner Bros. reject.
MUDPACK
-Sentient mud.  Oooh.
WARHEAD
-Sentient missle. Oooh.
KNOX S. FUMES
-A green gas that's on
 your tail.
ROLL N. STONE
-A rocking and rolling
 rock.
CLOUD 9 FROM OUTER SPACE
-A cloud that follows
 you.
NOSECONE
-Killer kones from outer
 space.
ELKNIWLLUB
-A badnik who look kinda
 like Mister Spiff and
 teleports around.
THE GREEN GLOB THAT MOVES
AROUND AND IS REALLY
GROSS
-Its name says it all.
BUTTHEAD
-A cigarette in a
 radioactive ashtray
 proves that second hand
 smoke is harmful.
SNOWBALL'S CHANCE
-A demon snowball.
CRAZY LEG MAN GIMME
CANDY
-A crazy leg man that
 wants candy

