MISTER SPIFF III

After part II, Spiff's 
companion Mister 
Splendid got hungry and 
went in an escape pod to
Bigulscribnibulax. which 
is noted for having 
great scalloped 
potatoes!  Spiff went 
ahead to
Hiffuldrumdixzipitlk 
because scalloped 
potatoes give him hives.
Hiffuldrumdixzipitlk is 
a rather odd planet 
where Bacon-Egg-and
Cheese biscuits are 
considered to be a 
delicacy (I certainly
think so!).  Spiff 
said, "I'd like to 
have an ice water 
with my biscuit," 
which in
Bigulscribnibulaxian
tongue means, "Ah, 
your fadda's 
moustache!" offended 
a patron who was 
really from 
Bigulscribnibulax 
named Elkniwllub.
Elkniwllub teleported 
home, as all 
Bigulscribnibulaxians 
can, and told the 
Muhnameisangusgus
(president), who was 
named
Tomuhpalsimakeany-
thingintoan.  He 
decided to deploy an 
ARSENAL of 
Bigulscribnibulaxians 
to destroy Spiff.  
Splendid was later 
arrested for staring at
the Muhnameisangusgus' 
daughter.  He can't 
blink, so it looked as
if he was staring.  She 
was standing under a 
rather striking portrait 
of Shadow Stevens on
Hollywood Squares, 
Splendid's favorite 
show, which he was  
REALLY looking at.  
Splendid was captured 
after a search of
criminal history 
showed that he was 
associated with Spiff
(You see, Splendid and 
Spiff went on a shopping 
spree with Spiff's gold 
credit card and went 
$.37 over, resulting in
their arrest.  
Politburodamans are 
VEEEEERY wary of credit
card fraud, so they arrest
anyone over.).  A menacing
blue Tocsamelppans (a war
ship) decimated a good bit
of Hiffuldrumdixzipitlk.  
Now you have to rescue your
friend and get home before
Teri's mashed potatoes get
cold!

