POWER FLUX

Giant cannons hurl huge
bullets at you that speed
by you as you fire your
trusty photon pistol.
A strange monstrosity
spits green mucus at
you as you quickly aim
at its mouth.  You are
Dukes F. Hazard, a
mercenary hired by
Philips' Gas & Power
to investigate a power
flux in California.
Behind this scheme is
the sinister group
B.O.S.S.H.O.G.G., who
wants to obtain all
of the country's power.
You start off in the
quiet city of Puwahomp,
where B.O.S.S.H.O.G.G.
has hired the I.P.A.
(the Irish Potato
Army) to exterminate
you. Get going; the 
future of Philips' Gas
& Power is in your
hands!